The things that can lurk in an unclean colon are truly staggering.

Yeah, I'll say! Check out this site to see a picture of what might be hanging out in your colon.

Ew!

FYI, I've been using a product called Super Colon Cleanser lately.

Not only is it in fact "super," but its the perfect product for anyone who likes to spend a lot of time in the bathroom.

Needless to say I've been catching up on my reading lately. And I feel super clean too!